Stress

-  "In times of stress, be bold and valiant.” -Horace.   Horace, you wore a toga every day and now your dead.  NEXT!

-      “There are very few certainties that touch us all in this mortal experience, but one of the absolutes is that we will experience hardship and stress at some point.”  Dr. James C. Dobson.   No duh Jack.  Thanks for stating the obvious.

-"Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness." -Richard Carlson  Yeah.  I'll take that one.

I am having a day.  After thinking I was getting this house drama straight, I called today for an update only to find they have all the information screwed up AGAIN.  I understand they really don't give a damn about my drama, but do they really have to make it so darned obvious?  Do these big banks even communicate with each other or is information passed from one cubicle to another through osmosis?  I am broke out in hives now and I could itch holes in my chest and ears.  Anyone for getting drunk?  Please?  This really isn't a request as much as a cry for merciful oblivion. 

Its Friday!!!  I still work tomorrow and Sunday, but I figured it would be beneficial to my overall state of leprosy to get excited about the forthcoming weekend.   Tomorrow I am taking care of my great nephews Adam and Nick ages 4 and 2.  Nick stopped by last night to have me check out his split lip.  It seems he took a digger at daycare and Shan wanted a second opinion on whether or not it should have a stitch.  Nah.  I doubt they would do much more than glue it anyway.  Besides, chicks love lip scars.  For Cindy Crawford it was the nasty, hairy dinglberry next to her lip, for little Nick, it will be his bad-assed lip scar from daycare when he was 2. 

Tic Tac  boxes can be recycled to make cool toothpick boxes for in your purse.

This lady just stopped by to drop off a car and she has insanely white teeth.  Like, oddly white.  Like that episode of Freinds when Ross whitens his teeth and they glow in the dark.  Like that.

The only tea I have left is chai.  I dislike chai all by itself (love it steeped with my coffee), but I went ahead and made it anyway just to have something else to whine about.  Its not bad today.  Hm.  Weird.  Maybe I have stress hives on my tongue.

Coco Browneye (the bunny) is hanging out by my feet.  I think hes a little pissed off, since his but was crusty and I washed it off before I let him run around the house.  My toes are tingling, just waiting to get bit...awww, not my Coco Brown.  he's my lil dude.  I think he will forgive me after some carrots and oatmeal.  Bribery works for me.  I can only assume it works for fluffy boy bunnies too.  SpellBunnySoup (the other bunny) would not be as forgiving.  She bites before you can even piss her off. 

OH!  My baby is home from Grandmas.  I'm off to get a hug and stop talking about nothing important.